Even if you're not facing any pains... we'd still like to make a quick introduction

Unsoliticted email is a pain I have. So are meetings.

How do computers have a good time? They take screenshots.

aa.org

InMail - How's my timing?

Well, I wouldn't set my watch to it.

It’s been a while since we last heard from you, ...

Is never a while?

...and I thought this would be a good time to touch base with you again.

It's not.

Jon, did you receive my emails?

Probably.

Final contact for...

please feel free to get back to me using one of the options below:

A. Sorry I missed your emails! Let's set up a time to speak.

B. I have some questions before checking it out

C. We prefer [obviously bad thing]

Ugh, I'm so bad at standardized tests. Can I do a project instead?