Even if you're not facing any pains... we'd still like to make a quick introduction

Unsoliticted email is a pain I have. So are meetings.

How do computers have a good time? They take screenshots.

aa.org

InMail - How's my timing?

Well, I wouldn't set my watch to it.

It’s been a while since we last heard from you, ...

Is never a while?

...and I thought this would be a good time to touch base with you again.

It's not.

Jon, did you receive my emails?

Probably.

Final contact for...

please feel free to get back to me using one of the options below:

A. Sorry I missed your emails! Let's set up a time to speak.

B. I have some questions before checking it out

C. We prefer [obviously bad thing]

Ugh, I'm so bad at standardized tests. Can I do a project instead?

I've reached out a few times to introduce [my company] but have not heard back, so I'm guessing this is not a priority for you at the moment.

Ugh, yeah meeting rando companies always falls off the daily list somehow! It's a wonder I get anything done.

Jon, quick question?

OK, but you just used it.

Just wondering are you active on Linkedin or if you see my connection but didn’t accept :(

(With screenshot of my LinkedIn profile)

 I'll let you guess.

You must not face any challenges, since I haven't heard from you.

Unsolicited email is a big challenge I face. Can you help?

I am hoping the pep talk did its magic and you’ll hear back from you in no time. *Touch Wood*

That's for you in your private time.

I can, I will, I must

Worst pep talk ever.

I emailed you quite a few times and was just about to give up, when I ended up being all ears to our CEO’s pep talk.

Knowing when to give up is a very useful skill to learn!

I appreciate that you might have missed my email.

Not as much as I appreciated it!

Nice to meet you, Jon.

You did not.

Hi Jon, I just wanted to bubble this to the top of your inbox.

I bet you did.